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Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.
Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!
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Shit

*In urban slang, this is a very complex & versatile word. It’s intended meaning will depend highly on context in which it’s used. (At times, may be unclear.)

**May potentially be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. Adj. Meaning that something is either very good or very bad.

1a.) When preceded by the words ‘the, that, this’ etc., (“the shit”) this phrase indicates the subject being referred to should be regarded as really good or desirable. (Interchangeable with “the bomb.” )
1b.) When used as a stand alone description word or to articulate an opinion, without the preceding words ‘the, that, this’ etc. this indicates the subject to be of poor quality, considered to be bad, indifferent or undesirable. (Also “crap” or “blah”)

2.) Noun or Verb. Used as a response of indifference. As if to say ‘nothing’ or ‘nothing important.’

3.) Used as a proclamation of emotion. May be positive or negative, indicated by context & infection of voice.

**This is only an example of some of the ways this word has been adapted to mean many many things, and most likely has many other entries/examples that could also be included.
1a.) “This sandwich is THE SHIT!” (I really like it or it’s really good. )

1b.) “Man, that game was SHIT!” (I didn’t like it, it was no good, of low quality.)

2.) Friend asks

What are you doing tonight?”

You respond with

“ shit.”

*This indicates you’re doing nothing, you don’t have plans or you’ll be doing nothing of importance. Generally may be followed up with, “why, what’s up?” - as in, I’m not doing anything important (if there’s something better available ) why? What do you have in mind or what’s going on?

3.) “SHIT!” - shouted when someone recalls something important they forgot to do. As in, oh no! Or replaceable with “damn!”

“Oh shit.” In a manor or sympathetic response to a story. Illustrating the listeners empathy, opinion or acknowledgement.

“Shhiiit” As if to say ‘I don’t believe that’ or ‘I don’t agree.’ Or even ‘I’m surprised (subject) wasn’t worse/different/more’ etc.
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Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.
"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"
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Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit
Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?
by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025
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Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.
That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!
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shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip
I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel
by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
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