I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???

i had sex with Nathans moms

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 15, 2022

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

i-bu

Ever heard of a Legendary, Sassy Savage, Cute, Hot person?

yep, that's ki-bum

I wish I had multiple personalities like I-bu

by ShadeisasimpforTae May 20, 2021

If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024