Dirty Night Night Fairy

One who comes and visits you in the middle of the night. Just as you're about to fall asleep he sprinkles his dirty dust in your eye and precedes to have anal intercourse with you until you drift off to sleep in a pleasurable manner.

"Dude what's that in your eye?"
"Oh it's just dirty dust, the Dirty Night Night Fairy came and got me last night just before I fell asleep."
"Nice bro, dirty dust for life."

by ratpact4life January 1, 2012

DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

by unlemongoose September 19, 2009

dirty snow angle

When you either strip completly naked or just down to your undies and bra and then jump in the snow and make a snow angle.

Lets go make dirty snow angles!

by buttface and lilly lion February 12, 2006

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Scratch That Dirty Neck

Someone who just got busted on.

'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."

by Freezee C August 4, 2007

Dirty Farmers Tan

When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.

My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.

by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009

Dirty Henna Tattoo

The sexual act of one partner inserting the big toe or thumb into the anus of a consenting partner and then placing the fecal matter released during insertion onto the forehead of the inserted partner. This will create an imprint resembling henna tattoo(s).

"She like my thumb up there, but I REALLY made her hot when I gave here a Dirty Henna Tattoo!"

by Breadbowl May 26, 2009