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To touch (someone or something) is to grope it in a sexual manner
"help! She touched me!"
by Gretelismycat May 4, 2025
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.
Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.
by Dickbon May 16, 2025
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