A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.
"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"
by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021
When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 04, 2022
The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove
by Niggydes September 20, 2021
A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020
by Neusjejd March 06, 2022
Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.
Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.
by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010
lil tony’s older cousin who has a brethren named huge Toni.
Unlike lil tony, huge Tony is the gayest brethren around. If he don’t fuck with you then good luck finding business in his streets.
Guy 1: huge tony is still on the move
Guy 2: yeah I hope we good with him
Guy 1: why’s that
Guy 2: I heard he publicly executes niggas who he don’t fuck with
Guy 1: I heard he’s gay eww
Guy 2: nigga it’s 2018 what’s wrong with you
Unlike lil tony, huge Tony is the gayest brethren around. If he don’t fuck with you then good luck finding business in his streets.
Guy 1: huge tony is still on the move
Guy 2: yeah I hope we good with him
Guy 1: why’s that
Guy 2: I heard he publicly executes niggas who he don’t fuck with
Guy 1: I heard he’s gay eww
Guy 2: nigga it’s 2018 what’s wrong with you
by big black bus October 20, 2018