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97th base

you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
YO I GOT TO 97TH BASE
never speak to me again
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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Starkiller Base

A planet destroying Star Wars superweapon that by size and destrucdestructive power makes the Death Star feel like child's play.
The First Order really outdid itself with the Starkiller Base.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel June 13, 2023
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half base

In a sexual relationship, half vase is when partners hold hands and hug on a regular basis.
BRUH? Did you guys get to first base yet?

Nah man, only half base?
by Big fave November 1, 2017
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Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they say “yes very based”
1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based
by Red40isgood February 5, 2025
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trash fan base

49ers fans unable to get over losing to the eagles.
That Trash Fan Base is saltier than Utah.
by Go Birds February 13, 2023
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Based

When one agrees with a controversial opinion.
Justice - "I hate kittens."

Chris - "Based."
by Assembly August 7, 2021
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Base burn

a politically correct term for an Indian burn where a base in a stunt group for cheer catches her flyer in a cradle and skin on the arm gets twisted like an Indian burn.
My flyer gave me a base burn from our stunt routine.
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