chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")

person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!

by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.

That dude is such a chode

by Souless75 June 22, 2023

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.

Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?

by Slacktose June 15, 2022

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode

Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!

by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024