by Mercury January 17, 2004
Get the dude guymug. Nice Guy
1. Term commonly used for self-description by men who routinely fail to capture the interest of any women. The name is a misnomer because typically these men fail to exhibit any attitudes or behaviors that would distinguish them as "nice". These men are the lifeblood of the mail order bride industry.
Characteristics include:
-Lack of any backbone or moral fiber that would allow them to even consider that perhaps their own faults and shortcomings are the root of their problems
-Bitterness and self-pity that is expressed by pronouncing all women idiots who would rather date jerks
-delusions of grandeur/revenge fantasies in which at age 40-50 they will suddenly become irresistible to 20-something Angelina Jolie (except hotter)look-alikes while all the women who rejected them decades earlier will be single and living with 200 cats.
1. Term commonly used for self-description by men who routinely fail to capture the interest of any women. The name is a misnomer because typically these men fail to exhibit any attitudes or behaviors that would distinguish them as "nice". These men are the lifeblood of the mail order bride industry.
Characteristics include:
-Lack of any backbone or moral fiber that would allow them to even consider that perhaps their own faults and shortcomings are the root of their problems
-Bitterness and self-pity that is expressed by pronouncing all women idiots who would rather date jerks
-delusions of grandeur/revenge fantasies in which at age 40-50 they will suddenly become irresistible to 20-something Angelina Jolie (except hotter)look-alikes while all the women who rejected them decades earlier will be single and living with 200 cats.
I'm 35 years old and still living at home, I have no life, and the only girlfriend I've ever had is made out of plastic, but women don't want me because I'm such a nice guy.
by Suki March 25, 2005
Get the nice guymug. an artificial intelligence on tom clancy's rainbow six vegas that sneaks up on you and kills you with a shotgun.
by Aritake clan April 16, 2009
Get the shotgun guymug. That kid in class who ALWAYS has to raise his hand and say something (ask a question, make a comment, correction, etc). Typically has a nerdy voice, and appears nervous. In the most extreme cases has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, or where he's going with his question/comment. The teacher's response to the offending 'Actually Guy' will be somewhere between dumbfound silence, or grasping at straws to respond and be nice. Some teachers won't tolerate such nonsense and will simply tell them to stop talking immediately, or more politely tell them to allow other people to 'participate' in class.
Another way to identify an Actually Guy is to take a close look at the classroom's response to him. If there's a large amount of stifled giggles, whispers or audible groans there's a good chance you have a loose Actually Guy sitting in your very classroom. If he does this more than twice per class period, it's a very dangerous one.
Another way to identify an Actually Guy is to take a close look at the classroom's response to him. If there's a large amount of stifled giggles, whispers or audible groans there's a good chance you have a loose Actually Guy sitting in your very classroom. If he does this more than twice per class period, it's a very dangerous one.
Man, what is that guy doing? Christ, it's another Actually Guy. He's embarrassing himself in front of the whole class. Even the teacher feels sorry for him! He really should just stop talking, this is getting painful to watch...
by Ninian September 15, 2010
Get the Actually Guymug. Pretty much sums up a bunch of people at once. Mostly used by Italians in Boston's North End/East Boston or on Boston's North Shore (Revere, Lynn) and also Medford and Everett.
"you's are gonna come over afta ta play some cards, right"?
"hey, yous guys are invited ta my house... i'm gonna make sum veal with pesto".
"hey, yous guys are invited ta my house... i'm gonna make sum veal with pesto".
by north shore guy August 23, 2010
Get the yous guysmug. J guys are males you want to stay away from in a relationship. They have traits like anger issues, cheating, ignoring, self centered, and show no emotions. They can act like they care very well. J guys will use you until you aren’t useful anymore to them, then they will walk away easily. I advise you to stay away from J guys. Don’t be fooled by them.
“I think I really like this guy!”
“Oh dang really? What’s his name?”
“Jordan”
“Oh. I’m sorry but he’s a J guy, you should walk away before it’s too late”
“Oh dang really? What’s his name?”
“Jordan”
“Oh. I’m sorry but he’s a J guy, you should walk away before it’s too late”
by BadBJay March 8, 2020
Get the J guymug.