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Yeah, I'm not weaponizing things. This is your hyperfixation on the nomenclature I'm using to avoid having to address the substance of what I'm saying.
Hym "We're not mutually weaponizing things so, here, let's make this as simple as possible. When Ben and the fat blonde are doing a skit on their way out the door, are they making unwanted remarks about my personal life in the workplace? Yes. When Randall James Bowker say 'it IS too small' is that a reference to 15 years ago when he said they same thing at a Wendy's? Yes. Is that what the state would call 'harassment?' Yes. Am I being single out for that? Yes. Does that resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Yes. Was that happening at the group home as well? Yes. Is it happening to other people? Likely. Looks like it from afar. Hard to tell. But people are clearly being evasive about it. Did they murder children, kill themselves or other, and or get misdiagnosed as a result? Is YES that is called 'me being right!' Good job me. Totally called it. And now, we have to sit here while an incest cult zealot tries to prove me wrong about everything else because she mangled an investigation she was too stupid to be involved in to deal with her grief about the fact that ME being right and her not confirming that was directly responsible for all of those things happening. Do you expect me to do it myself? Because I'm not going to. You just do the thing I said."
by Hym Iam December 17, 2025
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The Sans Thing

The thing where your eyes glow but its just one of them because you're so magical and cool
"Hey Bobby look! Your favorite character he's doing the sans thing!"
by Buh-n-cuh December 27, 2025
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Your God is those things

Like, the things that you listed there... God is all of those thing explicitly.
Hym "Right but your God is those things you listed... Like... Explicitly."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2025
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Miss Thing

An affectionate term used to describe someone feminine and confident. Often used in LGBTQ+ spaces
Yessssss, go off Miss Thing!
by Traggot supreme December 30, 2025
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ms. thing

A performative male, typically an older generation who went through the motions of having a family however abandoned his children to pursue Diddy style hookups with transsexuals. Cannot face coming out of closet so wigged men instead are found cumming on their faces. These sexually fluid men love to dominate and insult women, call themselves alpha, endorsing every toxic pro man podcast that falls out of Andrew Tate's anus, however approaches all behavior with the same commitment and mischief in middle school has.
Ms. Thing told the group chat fun is for women and children and boy does miss thing love to have fun!
by Roxo_the_Down January 6, 2026
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More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.
Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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