Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.

Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.

by Doerr7 July 2, 2022

Johnson Jumble

Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!

by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022

Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024

Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.

by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018

johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".

Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.

by James T-rain February 15, 2024