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Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.
Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares
by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023
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Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
by lemon soup July 21, 2023
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Robert Lemon

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”
by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023
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Lemon

characters fucking in fanfiction
by Ohnocringeasl April 3, 2024
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lemon-cream shot

A mix of piss,cum and vodka, can add blood for strawberry lemon.
Mike poured a lemon-cream shot down my throat.
by marjorine April 6, 2024
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Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.
i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".
by Whonose!? April 10, 2024
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lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.
"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."
by Whonose!? April 15, 2024
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