David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

JOSIAH DAVID

Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy

James: who's that dude

Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID

by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022

David brearley

david brearley middle/high school is a bad school that is full of a bunch of bum ass teachers and bum ass students who don’t know how to use their fucking legs and walk. not to mention the food is absolute S H I T. the halls always smell like ripped ass . this school j smells like ass every single day. it’s probably coming from that moldy ass food these old ass lunch ladies find outta the trash can and feed us

“bro did u smell that? “

smell what?
“it smells like david brearley”

OR

“this food is so bad it’s something david brearley would serve”

by Angelina Calello March 29, 2022

David simpson

My Roblox account is unpickleable64

David simpson

by Unpickleable64 April 1, 2022

David Rossi

David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.

Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!

by Mommspencer.morgan April 10, 2022

David Jenkins

Creator of Our Flag Means Death the hit romcom queer HBO Max original show starring Taika Waititi the king as Blackbeard and the legend the funny charismatic Rhys Darby.

David Jenkins is our Lord and saviour he give us Stede x Ed and that was everything.

I just want David Jenkins king of the gays to work with marvel specially in an x men film with Taika Waititi also bring Jemaine Clement cause he plays a mutant in a FX show called legion.

David Jenkins make cherik canon.

Marvel you better step up and let David Jenkins make the x men films.

by PraiseAmmit3000 April 20, 2022

David Quaresma

one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality

person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes

by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021