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No text back pardom

When your texting the only person you like to text and you fall asleep. So they are thinkin something bad maybe so when you notice you wanna kommit ded and you cant bc you have to text them back or they wont ever get a text back😔 sorry
I feel bad for not replying i have no text back pardom
by Bigdawglilboiiiii August 24, 2019
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group text bomb

When 2 or more people with a group text feature add a person who doesn't and text the shit out of them
Let's group text bomb bobby, he's still has a flip phone
by Louismh08 January 10, 2014
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Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night
by Mpolo September 11, 2011
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text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION
I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.
by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.
*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
by Crocodingle May 16, 2016
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Texting Out Loud

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.
I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.
by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020
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