Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger
Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
by Young Don23 August 13, 2012
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Hog Swag

The down right destruction of competition by the offensive line in a football game. This is performed by the rather large lineman playing for the team leading to complete and total domination of the game.
That teams hog swag destroyed the other team
by I've got Hog Swag September 19, 2010
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Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.
Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!
by dehman April 9, 2013
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Gag Swag

Any item or service received as a reward for completing sexual favors. Gifts bestowed on girls for their sexual prowess and activities by their lovers.
" My boyfriend just bought me a new laptop!"

" That's some serious Gag Swag!"
by Kake Tress August 28, 2012
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cunt swag

A cunt that swags. a slut who is very active and her c-lips get bigger and sway(swag) when she walks.
"That girls is a the biggest slut in town...she is a cunt swag.
by kal el July 22, 2005
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Reverse Swag

The opposite of swag. Whereas swag is usually associated as "cool" "chill" "confident", etc., reverse swag is where you do something that is either:
1. socially embarrassing that is not in line with the swag philosophy.
2. You are on a swag roll, hitting on a member of the opposite sex, yet get rejected.
3. Doing something you perceive as cool but is not swag at all.

1-3 intertwine sometimes.

It can be used as a hash tag (#reverseswag)
The term was coined by _zer0 on a stickam chat.
You're a guy and wearing your most ballin' outfit and you go to the club to pick up chicks. You find a hot Asian girl. You go up to her and say, "Girl, what's your favorite Pokemon?"
#reverse swag

You're walking down the street, everyone sees how ballin' you are. You trip and fall on your face.
Reverse Swag.
by Shangbye November 25, 2011
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Swag Muffin

Slang word for ass. or butt. You can polite and gently call someone a mofo-ing swag muffin
Boy 1: Look at that swag muffin!!
Boy 2: So round!
by ninjaa_meygann May 20, 2012
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