slap ass

a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.

Oh, fuck me slap ass!

by Fantasticababo October 12, 2004

Alligator Slap

An open-handed alternative to the Donkey Punch.

If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.

I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.

by Rewot Krad November 7, 2008

slap back

the rating of which the ability to smack a big ass with one hand on one cheek and feel and catch the vibration on the other cheek with the your other hand. Ultimately the best asses should be able to send the vibration back to the hand that originated the slap. These happen to be the best booties for slap back.

Damn son! You know that Ashleigh got that slap back for real.

by Douggie Fresh March 18, 2008

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

palm slap

The act of physically signifying group achievement by slapping palms together with friend or teammate. Frequently accompanied with verbal affirmation of "Palm slap!"

"You're coming out with us tonight? Palm slap!"

"Our team just won! Palm slap!"

by Matt of the Midwest January 12, 2008

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010