When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.
Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.
by Offcefg June 15, 2023
 Get the sadness sabbaticalmug.
Get the sadness sabbaticalmug. Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*
You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022
 Get the BIG sad *crying noises intensify*mug.
Get the BIG sad *crying noises intensify*mug. A person who unintentionally paralyzes someone due to they’re dysfunctional behavior. Consumed by the fact that all the money in the world wouldn’t change the fact that person crippled a man that gave him life.
by Kolltroll November 23, 2021
 Get the Sad zargarianmug.
Get the Sad zargarianmug. by hubert668gd October 5, 2021
 Get the Sad Bloodmug.
Get the Sad Bloodmug. by maddmann April 17, 2009
 Get the SADmug.
Get the SADmug. 
