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The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021
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Rice Lover

A person who is attracted to people of Asian decent
He is a rice lover
by IStoleThisBathRobe91 December 6, 2023
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Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!
by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012
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ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.
Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.
by mattador80 June 2, 2016
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rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world
After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018
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cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.
I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice
by Scl10111 September 19, 2020
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