poop deck pirate

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007

Italian mud pirate

Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.

Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.

by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010

Foxy the Pirate Fox

A furry who illegally downloads movies, games, etc.

Hey, have you seen Jerry lately?

Yeah, he’s pirated a few movies for me, he’s basically Foxy the Pirate Fox

by FurryButtLover August 21, 2021

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk December 14, 2008

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

Dirt Ball Pirate

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations

that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates

by captain swampdick October 20, 2008

blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 20, 2009