poop deck pirate

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 09, 2007

Italian mud pirate

Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.

Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.

by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk January 29, 2007

Foxy the Pirate Fox

A furry who illegally downloads movies, games, etc.

Hey, have you seen Jerry lately?

Yeah, he’s pirated a few movies for me, he’s basically Foxy the Pirate Fox

by FurryButtLover August 21, 2021

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 21, 2009

Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

by Bigbdub May 17, 2010