by 2plus2 December 15, 2011

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
by advar February 1, 2022

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it
by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

You’d probably heard this if your a Valkyrie main in apex, aka ape sex. It means you’re being perfectly lined up with, or aimed at by enemy weapons like missile, or large artilleries.
by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.
by Sqweegy March 13, 2017

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
by Weed wacker September 2, 2015
