A deadbeat dan is a father figure, usually suffering from an addiction or substance abuse( drugs or alcohol). Can or will have multiple offspring from different parents, with out ever being married. Is typically a toxic person, and thinks very highly of themselves, but has little life accomplishments to speak of.
by Texan anon July 27, 2021
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Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
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Get the dan the dog mug.Usually a shy individual named Adam, Dan, Bob, Steve and Nicolas. They are great at acting big however when it’s crunch time shy away from the spotlight they are confident in their comfort zone but not in moments in beef or tension
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