Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u

by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019

national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man

Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no

by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023