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The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.
by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022
mugGet the The Real Swim Shadymug.

Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that
by heckaroonies August 11, 2023
mugGet the Hot girl realnessmug.

what a real turn on

used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.

ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you
wow look at her what a real turn on
by your real bf November 3, 2020
mugGet the what a real turn onmug.

wrist real estate

The space on your arm which can be occupied by jewellery, watches and wearable tech.
I would like to buy that watch but my FitBit has made me low on wrist real estate.
by EXTREMEtotheMAX August 31, 2016
mugGet the wrist real estatemug.

Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real
by Porschevette June 17, 2018
mugGet the Real car hoursmug.

push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.
by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022
mugGet the push it real goodmug.

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
mugGet the Real Tomato Hoursmug.

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