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West Genesee Middle school 

A middle school in New York where a bunch of rich kids live and vape to much and be pretend gangsters for fun. They act like they thicc but really they are flatter than the phone (or computer) your reading this on.
Girl: I’m so thicc, all the boys want me.

Boy: no your only west genesee middle school thicc.

Trail ridge middle school

If I were to define this school it’s basically a school we’re wanna be rich white kids go to school it’s a racist school also most of the teachers are pedos and it’s where white kids go to lose their virginity and get sucked off by the gym teacher after school for a dollar cause he needs money
Trail ridge middle school is trash hgms

Camp ernst middle school 

When you get fucking food poisoning and the teachers hope you die of a stroke becuse they are to busy shoving there fingers up there ass
Person 1 :go to hell
Person 2: (sorry I already go to camp ernst middle school)

Lake Zurich middle school north 

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.
Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

Oklahoma Road Middle School 

A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"

ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.
He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!

Yea, then lets get our nails done!

Dude, guys don't do that?

Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?

Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!

charles darwin middle school 

The school that kids from "My gym partner's a monkey" go to. The show is pretty much pointless. It's about a boy named Adam Lion and he is moved to Charles Darwin Middle (Charles Darwin the theory of evolution). So, he gets a gym partner thats a monkey with a huge ass and its pretty much about hijinks of a boy with problems and a monkey with an ass he likes to show off.
Charles Darwin Middle School is a place for learning.