memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

meme kink

The act of getting turned on by memes

Person 1: Oh my god please don't tell me you have a meme kink
Person 2: Sorry I can't help it! John Cena just turns me on

by Mr. Doot August 8, 2016

Meme Disorder

A mental disorder when a person is addicted to memes.
Symptoms : withdrawal from society, change in sleep patterns, and mood swings.

Tom: Have you heard about Alex?

Bob: yeah someone told me he has meme disorder and it really changed him.

by Ecua69 November 29, 2016

memeory

a memory expressed through meme; the medium is the message in the sense that it must be a meme-worthy memory in the court of public opinion

babe I had a dream last night about when we first met, I woke up and wrote it down in my memeory journal. Check it out . . . it's kinda lika lady and the tramp -- dibs on "tramp"!

by guybguyb1 December 6, 2016

meme zone

Send one memes constantly to ignore their messages.

Girl 1: omg! He was ignoring my texts after the argument but he kept on sending shitty memes.
Girl 2: for real? He meme zoned you so bad.

by Hero111 March 9, 2017

Mememate

A mememate is your meme soul mate. They know the next dank meme you're about to reference before you even do... they are connected to you a deeper level. A meme level. Few can aspire to this level of memenection. It is truly something amazing to behold.

Person 1: Oh her names Vera-
Person 2: ALOE VERA
Person 1: Omg ALOE YOU VERA MUCH!
Person 2: ALOE YOU MEMEMATE!

by braeboo963 May 17, 2017

memeful

An adjective that describes a person who is in possession of a plethora of first class memes at any given time.

Sophia has been very memeful today; she has sauced me many hilarious memes.

by Uarkitsaryathestarya June 10, 2017