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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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Luke

You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey
Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed
by Shlukey November 17, 2018
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If you meet a Luke, run. They will say there your friends, and ditch you for someone else. They put themselves over all of their “friends” and think that they’re better than everyone else. There just a bitchy person and probably are homophobic. Stay away from a Luke
I hate Luke so much, I really wish I wasn’t ever friends with him
by pseudomatics November 23, 2018
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If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018
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Luke drummey

Fucking neek who can’t get girls and is clapped as fuck 😂
by FATZz December 8, 2018
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Luke over there!

A term for someone to point out who is cancerous. Especially a guy named Luke
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gavin luke

by Gav = little pecker September 3, 2017
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