Sailor Kiss

A blow-job; because she/he swallows the SEAmen

Dude! I gave my boyfriend the best sailor kiss before sex last night!

by sweetdicksinmymouth December 27, 2014

velcro kiss

When two bearded men kiss

Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.

by Mancwaffe January 6, 2015

The highland kiss

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.

Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.

by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

magi kisses

To slowly rub or kiss in or on his or hers sensitive/horney spot until he or she cums or squirts

Also to care for an injury sexually or gently

To heal sexually

" am going to magi kiss that ting today till she feels better "

" you on that magi kisses shit yeah gg "

" yeah donny "

by Online Doctor January 1, 2014

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015