Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
by Popcornfart December 1, 2022
Get the Joshmug. The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
Get the Joshmug. The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Steeeeeeez
by SteeeeeezGod June 20, 2022
Get the Josh Parkmug. Josh is an asain fartface. You know which Josh you are. You probably know who typed this.
Josh is such a poo poo face who takes my mints.
Josh is such a poo poo face who takes my mints.
by cool nacho June 6, 2018
Get the Joshmug. Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
Get the Joshmug. Hottest guy you will ever meet an absolute lad has a massive cock and just hearing his name you'll be so wet you'll need to change your underwear and have a shower. he has massive muscles and a great personality you will instantly fall in love with this handsome beast. all the girls love him and want to take of their clothes immediately.
Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
by TheFactTeller October 17, 2023
Get the Joshmug.