Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 13, 2013
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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 30, 2021
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jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
by J Slasher December 08, 2020
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Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
by Enchanted18 September 09, 2011
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Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019
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Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill
by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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