Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.

“Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”

by ug123 May 9, 2025

jersey grey

someone who is a rat bag if a lassie

stop being such a jersey grey aka stop being such a rat bag of a lassie

by pedo9100 September 11, 2020

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 December 26, 2007

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020

Jersey Goodbye

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent

You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye

by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...

That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

by Sunnync May 20, 2020