j cat

A person who does not follow through on something that they said they would do.or they fake on something that was planned out...

Maurice is a j cat because he didn't show up to the party like he said he would.

by Mrz. Misha December 10, 2007

J-Town

The cleanest yet worst town in New Jersey's Morrise County. Is short for "Jefferson Township" but don't say J-Town Township or you WILL get shot.

I moved into J-Town and I thought I was high.

by Emo Skater June 15, 2007

J Head

a junkie who is usually a street person and/or homeless; a bum who is addicted to drugs.

all of those j heads were all out in the street last night asking people for money

by Susan Clark June 05, 2006

Rim J

Abbrevated form of rimjob the act of having your asshole licked. rim J is only used for man to man action and may be used to describe a douchebag.

Danny: Hey man you wanna rim J after class

Ben: Okay sounds divine

Nick: wow what a couple of Rim J's

by Mr.Moneybags April 07, 2010

The J cock

A 90 degree head tilt signifying curiousity or disgust.

J cock when somebody acts immature

by kenna October 08, 2004

J-Fake

1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.

2. n. A person who tells such a story.

3. v. To tell such a story.

1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?

2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.

3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.

by Coach Lonely January 08, 2007

J-love

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jon. Everyone loved him. Thus, he is J-Love.

J-love can count to ten; with his EYES CLOSED!

by mynameisnotmentioned January 22, 2009