A Dirty Ending

When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother

“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”

by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021

LOVELESS END

A TRAGIC AND APOCALYPTIC END TO A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

JOHN DOE EXPERIENCED A SUDDEN **LOVELESS END** WITH HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

by relsyrhc susej June 22, 2023

north end

north end is usually a nice place until you run into billy bongo bobik and his skater gang that will give you a left right goodnight

dave: i am going to north end tonight
chris: better watch out for billy bongo

dave: whatever

*later*

billy: uhhhhhhhhh

*gets stabbed*

by northiend October 29, 2018

the be-all and end-all

a feature of an activity or a way of life that is of greater importance than any other.

"is food and comfort the be-all and end-all?"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022