Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.
"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."
by Eulb Ralkys February 12, 2016
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Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
by bootthescoot November 11, 2020
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mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.
Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.
by conchy joe March 23, 2014
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Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.
I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.
An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.
by thjam September 19, 2014
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air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.
patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.
by mike balzitch June 24, 2022
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Air Bethelhem One's

Shoes so fly, that you could walk on water
Bruehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Check out my Air Bethelhem One's!
by RadicalFive October 27, 2016
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