Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.
*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
by Theodore Raz February 04, 2024
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joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
by yurtttttttt October 19, 2022
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Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017
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Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke
by b e e n u s May 21, 2025
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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann December 08, 2015
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Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
by Rockstarjoker June 08, 2023
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