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One Horse Pony

1) Refers to XXX-rated live stage female performers ("ponies") that will use only one stallion as a sex partner for all performances.

2) When said, it is a jab at Joe Biden not knowing the correct saying of "one TRICK pony" when he snapped at a reporter that was tenaciously asking questions about his son Hunter's alleged wrong doings with regard to international financial transactions.
"I don't know what she's going to do when they put that stallion out to stud!" LOL

"C'mon man! You're a one horse pony on that question, I'll give you that!"
by Rico949 December 23, 2020
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rockin' a shabby horse

hungover; the unkempt look after a night of drinking.
Chad went out big last night and now he's rockin' a shabby horse.
by Kelly Kolstad March 6, 2008
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One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020
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hung Like Horse

Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)
Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse
by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003
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I own a horse

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.
(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*
by AlexTheMedicore January 7, 2011
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Horse Toothed Jackass

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.
"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."
by Lo Wang August 14, 2003
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Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.
by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009
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