hair job

A hand job given by a male with long, soft hair. A male drapes his long silky hair around another male's erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

I can't get enough of my boyfriend's long blond mane. He gives really good hair jobs.

by nihonzaru November 10, 2005

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Witch Hair

a section of hair that is impossible to straighten. It resembles hair that a witch may have. Very frizzy follicles and very frustrating to deal with.

"Wow! I'm having such a witch hair day" said Tina.

by Pee Wee Herman JR May 9, 2011

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dog hair

the dog hair is all over the floor

by strucci May 8, 2012

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Pictures of extensions, weaves, wigs, hairstyles, hair color etc. for the purpose of imagining what one's hair would look like in the pictured fashion and feeding one's addiction of making online purchases of hair and hair products. Predominately found in the African American female community, but spreading quickly through white girls as well. The crash of the economy has caused white females to not be able to get the extensions done for 1k dollars anymore, so they have turned to hair porn to diy.

Youtube User "MySewinWeavesAretheBomb" just sent me hair porn linking to some deeply discounted Virgin Indian Remi hair in wefts, i-tips and u-tips, shipped from overseas. I have got to buy it all now and glue it on to my head. I want to be a mermaid. A beautiful black mermaid.

by Tinkershells July 17, 2011

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hair metal

The future of rock and roll

Man, they sucked, but they sure had HAIR!

by Boob Titson June 30, 2003

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Swoop hair

The type of hair cut found in modern rockers in which it looks like they really need a hair cut, but they got their girlfriend/mom to style it that way. Usually comes with a trucker hat and forehead zits.

See also: Trucker hat, Stupid

Did you see all the swoop hair at the Boy Sets Fire show?

by LaPa77 September 11, 2004

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