Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

by Steve White January 27, 2021

MMA day

Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.

MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day

fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers

Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass

Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not

by fancyfours December 18, 2010

Sexentines Day

People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call

He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.

We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.

by kelredhed February 13, 2010

Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.

Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.

by Rexlba March 30, 2021

Gist Day

A holiday celebrated on the eleventh of every month in honor of Gabriel Saporta. To celebrate Gist Day you simply wear a purple or red hoodie.

Gist Day spread the love.

by bandanapanic February 23, 2008

day of defeat

Counter Strike is NOT better than this game. But I am not comparing them because they are worlds of difference. Day of Defeat is a WWII deathmatch game that involves capturing flags by standing near them. You can pick from 6 classes of weapons. While each has a secondary weapon (excluding the rifle). There is a Rifle (k98 on axis and M1 Garand on allies), Assault (Thompson on the allies and mp40 on axis), Support (BAR on allies, and mp44 on axis). There is also Sniper (Springfield on allies, and k98 scoped on axis), Machine Gun (MG42 on axis and I'm not sure what the american MG is called). Last but not worst, is the Rocket. Panzerschrek on axis, and Bazooka on allies. The game features real, town maps that were involved in the war, and other maps that are just fun to play, like orange_fight_arena.

Day of Defeat is an amazing game, it's fun and you get to kill stuff.

by dragon1037 September 18, 2008