Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

by Comestuff September 27, 2011

Duck off

Very offensive, especially to ducks

James: Duck Off!!!
Harry: Hey! That’s really offensive

by Walter Smith the seventeenth August 31, 2022

duck-chicken

A wonderful being not seen by most people, but definitely exists. Head of a duck and body of a chicken.

"is that a chicken" -kylie

Person: "no, its duck"
You: "lol no its duck-chicken"

by Shrekisdaddyyyy March 12, 2021

duck cult

Superior beings that are immortal and are mortal enemys

jenna: i am appart of the duck cult
mike:*bows to jenna*

by Duck cult leader March 27, 2021

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021