douche berg

Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.

"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."

by whaWHApopPOP January 2, 2012

Douche Puncher

A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.

Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".

Sy.

Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player

Ant.

Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris

Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface

Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"

Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."

by The Kat. March 16, 2011

Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters

stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot

by Zham0310 July 9, 2017

Douche Bag

A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.

kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.

by Boeydude February 14, 2008

douche bag.

nicholas jonas.

nick jonas is such a douche bag.

by areyoucreepin? January 10, 2009

cranberry douche

a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area

"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005