A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 26, 2010
by Sir Jesus Christ March 23, 2005
Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
by cheebaikia November 22, 2021
by Winnie the boo boo November 24, 2021
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz October 10, 2015
Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.
by 4kaDay September 09, 2017
It's uh something boys have it's a uh... Apart of the body.... So uh it's uhh 😬 😬 not gonna tell you but it's SMTH from my class
by ∆•°R0yal witchmaster°•∆ October 28, 2021