Dan Man

Dan Man was a prince who died in a tree

i love tree's that dan man died in

by Frank Louisa July 13, 2019

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Dirty Danned

When you steal another man's chick and she let's him know publicly she is leaving him for you.

"I thought she had a man already?"
-"Yea, she Dirty Danned him and now she's with me." 🤣

by RayFinkle456 May 25, 2020

Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

Dan

The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )

Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!

by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021