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music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
by music crothch January 31, 2016
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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
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crotch knuckle

A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.
I got her off by rubbing her crotch knuckle.
by The Massiah December 6, 2010
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Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name
The crotch monster is prepared to take you
by your old gradmother December 9, 2019
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crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
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