New Auzzie wake up cocktail:
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
by adzy88 October 3, 2025

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
by singleton October 13, 2008

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
by QTEila May 19, 2021

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008

by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009
