Clappers

Pants that accentuate a woman’s butt

Damn, she got those clappers on

by Dr Banner September 5, 2022

Clapped

Very Fucking ugly. So ugly you want to clap them very hard

Jake: Yo, was that your stepsis bro?
Andrew: Yeah man she’s hot innit ?
Jake: tbh she CLAPPED

by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapped

You're ugly.

If you had to search up this word, it means you're clapped.

by Cheaterbean October 9, 2022

Clappetite

When a person craves to get their "cheeks clapped"

They have a hunger to receive anal sex, so rough it resembles the sound of making doe. Like for a pizza pie.

I've gotta appetite for a clappetite.

by Matters October 24, 2022

Clapped

Someone with terrible genetics and generally ugly

That daithi fella is clapped, reminds me of that character from the goonies.

by TheEarthIsFlatIpromise October 30, 2022