The chode test or procedure is:
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
Get the Chode testmug. Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size
by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024
Get the Sigma Chodemug. Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
Get the Chode Plastermug. 1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!
8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!
Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!
Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
Get the Chodemug. by Lukasthelolg on snap November 10, 2019
Get the Chode boymug. by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
Get the Chode slingermug. by Blmario October 10, 2025
Get the Dubai chodemug.