Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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Get the crotch guzzler mug.When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018
Get the Waffle Crotch mug.A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.
by The Massiah December 6, 2010
Get the crotch knuckle mug.1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.
2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
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