brandon-catron

the keyholder to a mercedes bakers heart

the brandon-catron held the only key to the mercedes bakers heart hopefully it didnt get lost

by DDIES-PRINCESS February 28, 2022

Brandon m

A bitch that has diabetes who is dating a freshman he is known for being extremely irritating and is also know for being a perverted stalker who harass is women on the daily.

Brandon m is a bitch

by D1haterionlikeu November 27, 2025

a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021

brandon sanchez trejo

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself

hey you know brandon sanchez trejo? he’s so sweet. he’s one of my favorite people ever!

by parduewardue November 23, 2021

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon McTurner

Amazing, intelligent, talented

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy

by Bhustle August 20, 2024

Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023