by Bwatt130 July 01, 2021
Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 06, 2024
A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
by bobob88888888 February 08, 2024
by Basstovsky August 01, 2024
A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world
by hugosaez24 November 20, 2023
Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023