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tooth boot

Verb; to forcefully kick someone in the mouth possibly knocking out their teeth
If you keep interrupting my stories I'm going to tooth boot you.

When that fool continued to rub his junk on my knee I tooth booted him.

Damn did you see when Iwanna tooth booted that girl and knocked out her grill?
by LakeBitch September 4, 2017
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Boot

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.
Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"

Jon:"fucking boot"
by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015
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Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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Boots to trainers

I’ve been at my essay like boots to trainers.
by Jon berg 17 March 3, 2024
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dook-boot

Your trunk, butt, ass, if you will, after one has shit their pants, most likely at Walmart.
You're missing out on the true spirit of walmart, show up to the register with dook-boot and argue over the price of your items
by SwaggyTheClown July 7, 2021
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Boot-hoof

Bringing the fury...kicking some major ace if youre swiffin.
Man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before I boot-hoof you outa dis place.
by Stevie Y July 3, 2005
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Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.
Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?
by gdad February 12, 2024
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