cleveland boner

n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.

Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.

by tsksss April 5, 2015

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Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022

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Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 15, 2019

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boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018

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Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

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