Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.

"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."

by Miss-terElliot December 29, 2013

Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant

“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner

by Pace216 June 29, 2019

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 11, 2021

ego-boner

To engage in narcissistic activity in the hopes of receiving praise.

He only suggested an employee training program in the hopes of achieving an ego-boner.

by verbo medico March 14, 2018

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 06, 2014

boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018

weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

by swervetoomuch May 31, 2014