Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub

Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure

by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019

Boner Bhatia

The name used for a suneh that has a boner

Boner Bhatia is so cool, he is so well endowed

by xx_dis_xx April 23, 2021

Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022

Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018